You Know You're In Trouble When...

Here are some things to think about as you get ready for that big Saturday night date.

Guys, You know You're in Trouble When...

1.  Your date's best friend calls you by another man's name even after you're introduced. 

2.  Your date returns from the restroom looking at their phone and 2 minutes later they're sprinting out after informing you of a sudden emergency.

3.  The date you had last night walks in and the date you're with tonight knows them.

Of course you could also be in trouble when...

1.  Your first date is going well until you realize they know your last name - but you didn't give it to them.

2.  Your date changed their Facebook status to 'in a relationship' - before the 2nd beer.

3.  The blind date your mother set you up with just walked in and you realize it's the girl you just got rid of after a month of playing hide and seek. (Of course your mother's setting you up on a blind date is a whole other issue).    

What I'd like to know is how many of you are saying "Those things couldn't happen to me" and how many are saying "Wow, that one, that one AND that one happened to me".  It is tougher dating in the country than in the city sometimes because it's more likely that someone close by knows your business.  Who needs the paparazzi out here when your cousin's at the next table? 

And you can bet the more awkward the situation, the more likely it is that someone you know just witnessed it. After all, in the country we had our own version of posting long before Facebook.  It's called the gossip fence and unfortunately for most you never have to worry about IT crashing!  

And there you have it - Thursday's turmoil.