Someone mentioned to me that maybe I should do a
chart. It’d be kinda like the eye chart the
eye doctor uses to see how bad your eyesight is. Only here rather than testing
to see WHAT you can see, with this you can see IF you see… Get it?
SUPER DATE
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BLOG BAIT
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1. Provide transportation
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10. Require it
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2. Be cordial
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11. Be condescending
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3. Look sharp
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12. Look around
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4. Share dreams
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13. Share the tab
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5. Call her darling
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14. Call her sister
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6. Appreciate her appearance
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15. Appreciate the waitress’ cleavage
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7. Show interest
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16. Show off
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8. Respect
her
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17. Disrespect her family or friends (or both)
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9. Take her hand
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18. Take a hike
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Now, all of you who have been out with the majority of
the right-hand column please raise your hand. Wow, that many? (Well, I no
longer feel alone then.) Those of you
who have gone out with those in the left-hand column are probably still going
out with them so I reckon this wouldn’t really apply to you.
What was that? The worse offender you ask? Well, recently
I went out with someone who was numbers 10, 11, 16 and 17 all rolled into one –
so you can bet that led to number 18 real quick. You know the type, no matter
what you do, they’ve done it better (and don’t hesitate to let you know that).
Or how about this one: Every time you try to tell them a
little bit about the people you know or the things you’ve done they pounce on
you saying things like “It ain’t nice to brag” or “You don’t name-drop to sell a
horse” yet for 15 minutes you’ve heard nothing but their recount of the people
who think they’re great. Trust me, honey, those people may think you’re great
but we won’t.
Ladies, one way to check them out is to watch and see
their body language. I’m big on watching
facial expressions and body language for little discrepancies so here’s a tip
for you guys: Don’t sit there making faces and roll your eyes when your date is
sharing a story. If you do, then I assure
you she’ll be doing the same thing as she races out of the parking lot, leaving
you sitting in the middle of a crowded restaurant and thinking to yourself: “Man,
she’s taking a long time in the bathroom”.
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