Saddle up boys and girls because boy do I have a campfire
story for you all today! It’s been kind of a hectic time for me, as I’m sure it
has for you all, too. Heap on top of that all of the evil that seems to have
been unleashed like the Wal-Mart doors opening on the eve of Black Friday and
it’s been a real roller coaster ride. Today, though, I’d like to talk about
another type of evil – RUDENESS.
Yes, I consider rudeness evil. Why? Because like evil, a
person chooses to commit it, that’s why. The only difference here is if you do
it to me then everybody around the globe gets to read about it – including
probably some of your friends. Geez, I don’t know what’s got into people these
days and, yes, I’m talking about a specific incident involving a specific person.
Details? Here ya go! I had been corresponding with someone
who for all intents and purposes seemed very nice, educated, funny, (and most
importantly country – oh, wait, that one’s for me). Anyway, time stretched on and he’d been saying all those nice
things like “I sure would like to get to know you” and “Wouldn’t it be nice if
we could meet?” and my personal favorite “Attraction is just the icing on the
cake… I want the total package”. Yep, you got it! Falser words were never
spoken.
So, I decided to take the bait and meet him. Oh, I was so
excited and nervous and happy all balled into one that I probably resembled
Lindsay Lohan getting a ‘get ouf of jail free’ card from the judge. Heck, I
even wore some of my good perfume (no, not from Wal-Mart).
So, I’m sitting there in my truck waiting on his arrival to
the restaurant where we chose to meet and, while sitting there, began running
all sorts of negative scenarios in my head (you know the ones… a) he’s nothing
like his picture, or b) he shows up with someone else, or c) he has the manners
of a three year old. I’ll take c for $200, Alex. Honestly, I’ve seen three year
olds with lots better manners than this jerk.
We met in the parking lot, he was walking up talking on the
phone (to his mother which momentarily gave him 1 brownie point) and he
extended an arm to give me a friendly hug (brownie point 2). Trust me… he
didn’t get to 3!
We went in and sat down and a few minutes later a friend of
his walked in and just happened to sit behind him. From that
moment, it went downhill quicker than a Colorado avalanche! He spent the bigger
part of the time with his back to me, turned around talking to his friends. He
would momentarily turn around to stuff his face when our food arrived but then would
turn around again. Determined not to stoop to his level of rudeness, I fought
with all my might not to dump the rest of my beer in his lap (ok, I didn’t want
to waste a good beer anyway). But, the point is, I was the bigger person in the
situation.
Now guys (and girls too) let me tell you something right
here, right now. If you’re not interested in someone, say so up front; don’t
string them along only to ignore them in a crowded restaurant –for one they may
not be as nice as I was and actually will dump that beer in your lap. And to
those of you who are sitting there staring at the back of that person’s head
noticing how their neck needs a good scrubbing – do the right thing: STOP THE
WAITER AND ASK WHERE THE NEAREST FIRE EXIT IS AND RUN LIKE HECK! Trust me, if
they’ll treat you like that initially then don’t worry it CAN and probably will
get worse!
Moral # 1 of the story here: 4-wheel drive in your new truck is
optional equipment…manners come standard.
Moral # 2 of the story here: I don't care how good looking you think you are there's always someone better and if they have manners - guess who wins?
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